Nerdy Post Warning

Anyone that has ever signed up for anything online is familiar with the goofy “CAPTCHA” things where you squint to type in weird characters proving you’re not a robot. CAPTCHA stands for “Completely Automated Public Turing test to tell Computers and Humans Apart.” TOTALLY geeky, right?

Anyways, here are five funny ones that I saved while registering this past week for work. They basically show how much love hurts.

1. Has Gushiest:

It’s Heaven! You fall for the person. They’re the perfect combination of mushy and gushy…

2. Weep and Seek:

…but then they leave you…

3. The Loveless:

and you’re heartbroken.

4. Stoniest Cranberry:

Thanksgiving sucks.

5. Specialist Dung:

And your life is poop.

The end.

Now on a practical note…

Google bought this company to help with their Google Books program. So don’t do this if you want to help Google.

But did you know that you can leave out the spaces and numbers and characters and just type the letters you see?

So for obscure CAPTCHAs like this, you can just simplify it:

Alas. I am a geeky romantic nerd.